My life is not a happy story. Fortunately for you, it’s not a very interesting story either, so I’m not going to even bother telling it. No, I’m going to tell you the story of another miserable fellow whose life I happened to have been part of. Well, truth be told, I wasn’t exactly part of it, more of a witness really, but that’s good enough for our purposes.
His name
was Eric. I never bothered to learn his last name, and I don’t think he would
have told me had I asked him. I met Eric by way of an accident, although
attempted murder would be a better way to describe it. I was minding my own
business, scrounging for cans in the dumpster outside of one of those trendy
night clubs they plant in areas of town that are deemed worthy of
gentrification. I believe it was called, quite simply, Drink. Anyway, being close to 2AM, a steady stream of moderately
intoxicated hipster-trendsters was flowing out of the venue, creating a small
pool of wobbly individuals waiting for their Uber rides and designated drivers.
Just another Friday night, as far as I was concerned, and I did my best to tune
out their obnoxious raucousness. I gave up on finding any cans among the piles
of discarded bottles of craft beer and decided to call it a night, when, over
the din of the crowd, I heard a shout.
“What
the fuck is with you, man?!”
The rest
of the throng of people suddenly went silent and instinctively formed a circle
around the two who were arguing.
“Just
back the hell off, okay! I told you I’m done. We’re done.”
“What?! We’re done? WE’RE DONE?! What the hell
does that even mean?”
Now, I
couldn’t very well see this confrontation, but it was clear from their voices
that it involved two men and a relationship gone badly wrong. Just how badly
became evident a moment later.
First there
was another cry.
“I said
back the hell off!”
Then
there was a collective gasp from the crowd as it parted to allow one of the
squabbling men to be pushed into the street. Quite predictably, the evicted
individual lost his balance at the curb and began to fall backwards.
Fortunately for him, a Toyota Prius was just pulling over, and he managed to
catch himself on the vehicle’s side-view mirror. Unfortunately for him, the
side-view mirrors of a Prius are about as sturdy as papier-mâché, and, with a
sharp crack from the plastic, it snapped off, allowing the poor bastard to
slide down into the space between the car and the curb.
The man
barely had time to get to his feet, when the owner of the Prius shot out of his
vehicle with a fury.
“Dude! What
the fuck?! Look what you did to my car, you drunk piece of shit!”
The
accused had no time to mount a defense, because the aggressor had grabbed him
by his shirt and with little effort threw him back into the crowd. Things went
more downhill from there. Rather than admitting defeat and scurrying off, the
tossed individual charged his attacker, who gleefully accepted the challenge.
“You
want to go? YOU WANT TO GO!?”
The next
sequence of events happened very quickly. First, the Prius owner landed a
vicious right hook to the other man’s jaw. Then, as the victim started to slump
to the ground, apparently unconscious, his attacker again grabbed him by his
shirt, this time launching him into street. With no ability to brace himself
for the landing and no slowly-approaching cars to break his fall, the man hit
the pavement first with his knees and then with his face. To everyone watching,
including myself, it appeared as if the man was dead.
There
was a brief moment of stunned silence, then the calm was broken with an enraged
roar. The first aggressor, the one who had started the whole thing with a push,
ran up behind the Prius driver and punched him in the back of the head, who
then fell forward onto the hood of his car. The passenger of the vehicle, who
until this point I wasn’t even aware of, promptly jumped out, and the real
chaos began.
“He’s got a gun!” someone from the crowd screamed.
Everyone tried running in seemingly opposite
directions at once and ended up in a tangled mass of panicked individuals. More
screams ensued, accompanied by the inexplicable sounds of breaking glass.
The former passenger looked extremely confused,
because it turns out, that what was in his hands was not a gun at all, but
rather his phone. He tried to diffuse the situation by getting back into the
car, but by that point, no one seemed to be paying any attention to him.
The Prius driver had come to his senses, and after
looking in vain for the punk who had sucker punched him, wobbled back to his
hybrid-electric shit-box, and sped off.
Amazingly, the man in the street was now giving a
small indication that he was alive by moving his legs, but by then the scene outside
the bar was deserted. Well, deserted save for myself, but I really didn’t want
to get involved. Unfortunately, the thoughts that this person could end up
quite literally dying on the street and all of the indignities associated with
such a demise struck just a tad too close to home. I reluctantly went to his
aid.
Standing
a good ten feet away from the man, I tried to determine his mental state. “Uh,
sir, can you hear me?”
He
answered with a groan. Whether it was purely reflexive or an affirmation, I
couldn’t tell, but I decided to take it as a yes.
“Okay,
sir, you’ve been in a pretty serious accident, and I believe you require
medical attention. Do you have a phone that I can use to call the paramedics?”
Two
things then occurred simultaneously. Off in the distance the sound of police
siren arose, and the man on street suddenly became much more animated. He
jerked upright, rising wobbly to his feet, and looked at me with an odd mixture
of panic and confusion.
“Who the
hell are you?”
“I?
Honestly, I am no one, or rather, I am just someone who…”
“Forget
it. I got get out of here.” He turned to make his escape and promptly stumbled
to the ground.
“Oh
shit! Damn it! Fuck!”
“Yes, sir,
your legs were severely injured in your, eh, fall. Might I offer you some
assistance?”
“Oh
shit,” he repeated. I went to help him off the street.
Managing
to leverage him up and place his arm across my shoulders, we hobbled to the
curb, then paused. By then the police sirens were noticeably closer, and this
seemed to inspire a sense of desperation in the man. He turned his head and
spoke rapid-fire into my ear.
“Hey
look, I don’t know you, but you got get me out of here, okay, I can’t be
dealing with the cops right now.”
Given
his poor physical condition, I could only assume that whatever reason he had
for avoiding the authorities had to be a pretty good one, so I obliged his
request. We limped our way back across the street to the safety of the alleyway
shadows. Not more than twenty seconds after we had disappeared, a police
cruiser went blazing by, apparently on its way to another scene. Truly amazing.
Not one person in that entire crowd of self-absorbed louts thought it was
necessary to call the police or for an ambulance after witnessing a man being
brutally assaulted and left for dead. Just how little regard for human life do
these younger generations have?
“Okay,
stop,” the man protested as he pulled away from me. “I can take it from here.”
I turned
to look at him. Although the lighting in the alleyway was practically
non-existent, I could make out the dark stains spreading down his pants from
his shredded knees, and the blood that continued to ooze from the multiple
abrasions on his face produced a truly ghastly portrait. I sighed before
involving myself further with his affairs.
“Sir,
might I suggest that, if you truly want to avoid the attention of the police,
you clean yourself up. Your current state is far from inconspicuous.”
“What?”
“Sorry,
what I mean to say is that you look like a deranged psychopath who just came
off an all-night murder spree with a pick-axe.”
He
responded with a vacant stare.
“You’re covered in blood.”
“Oh
shit, yeah.” He winced as he touched his face. When his fingers reopened the
some of the wounds, I winced as well.
“How bad
is it?” he asked, continuing to poke around.
“Frankly,
I’m surprised at how little damage there is. Given the way you landed, I would
have expected at least some chipped teeth or a broken nose.”
“Yeah,
my lucky day.” His prodding was really beginning to unnerve me now, and I
decided to intervene.
“If you
want to avoid getting those infected, I’d suggest getting them sterilized and
bandaged.”
“What
are you, some sort of doctor?”
“Not
exactly, no. Let’s just say I have some experience in medical care. I would
offer to help, but… ” I trailed off, leaving the statement open to his
interpretation. Understandably, he looked more than little skeptical.
“Right…
yeah, I’m gonna pass on that, man. No offense.”
“None
taken.”
I
believe it was at that moment, that Eric first stopped seeing me. It took him
longer than most. There was a subtle rise in his brow and a shift in his eyes
away from my center, and just like that, I was gone. I went from being a person
to being a homeless person. The
former is a someone; the latter is a something. I call it “the instant of
dehumanization.” It’s understandable.
“Hey
man, you… do you live… uh, you staying somewhere close?”
“Actually,
we’re standing on what could be considered my doorstep,” I responded.
He did a
quick scan of the alleyway, noticeably pausing at the tarp covered box to the
side. A simple, “Oh,” was his response.
“Yes,
well, I suppose you’ll be on your way. If you go back out to the street and
hang a right, there’s a twenty-four hour Walgreen’s about half a mile over. Get
some peroxide and bandages. And don’t worry about upsetting the cashier. Believe
me, she’s seen worse.” I lowered myself down, my own knees protesting from
arthritis, and sat at the entryway of my ersatz home. Feeling the shakes begin
to set in, I hoped that he would take the hint and leave. He did. Before his
silhouette even cleared the alleyway, I had my kit out and semi-frantically
tying off my left arm. I had the needle poised above one of the few remaining
usable veins when I heard the screech of tires taking a turn much too fast then
skidding to a halt.
“HEY!
MOTHERFUCKER! SUCK ON THIS!” From the echoing voice I surmised that the Prius
driver had returned and just by chance encountered his former adversary. Talk
about poor timing.
I heard
a panicked cry of “Oh shit,” followed by a series of loud pops. Tires squealed
once again, and from my vantage point I saw the silver flash of the vehicle as
it sped by. Shoddy exterior aside, those hybrids do have some pretty good
torque.
I still
held the needle in my hand, and for a moment I actually thought about putting
it down. But what was the rush, really? I shot up, untied, buried my kit underneath
a pile of clothes, and reluctantly went to check out the scene.
Beneath
the dim-yellow street-lighting, it was hard to tell that it was a person lying
face-down in the road and not just an overly stuffed garbage bag someone had
dumped. I really think that speaks more about the type of clothes people wear
today than anything else, but it was still a bit discomforting to see.
Checking
to make sure the area was deserted, I cautiously approached the body.
“You can
get up now,” I said, gently prodding him with my shoe.
“Ughhh,
man, I’ve been shot.” His groaning sounded more like he had just woken up with
a hangover.
“Yes,
well, unless you’re secretly an alien who oozes green blood, I don’t think the
shot is fatal.”
“What?”
He tilted his head towards me and grimaced. “Man, I said I’ve been shot. Call an
ambulance or something.”
“Oh
please, you think I can’t tell the difference between the sound of a paint-ball
gun and a pistol? Pick yourself up and get out of the street. I don’t want to
be around if those guys come back. Next time, they might be packing a balloon
filled with urine or something equally childish.”
Moaning
in protest, he pushed himself into the sitting position, and still not
convinced about his physical state, patted himself down. His hands came away
coated in a green slick.
“Shit.”
He sounded embarrassed.
“Just be
glad you’re in a good part of town,” I consoled him.
“Whatever,”
he replied while unsteadily getting to his feet. “Oh shit! I really fucked up my legs.”
While
there was substantially more blood coating the lower legs of his pants, I chose
to address a more pressing issue.
“You say
that a lot.”
“What?”
“Shit.
You say that word a lot.”
“So?” he
questioned, almost falling over.
“So…
being an explicative it should be used sparingly to produce a greater impact for
when it is implemented.”
“Man,
what is with you?”
“Just
trying to help.”
“Ahhh,”
he sucked air between his teeth as he took a step away from me. “You can help me get to the curb.”
As
before, I placed his arm over my shoulder, together we hobbled our way out of
the street. Enduring his excessive hissing and groaning, I gently lowered him
down, then sat a few feet beside him. Up close, I saw that he was really just a
kid, maybe in his early twenties, certainly not older than twenty-five, but
more than likely not old enough to legally drink. He hung his head between his
torn-up knees and let out a deep breath. The kid, and I say this with emphasis,
looked like shit.
Not one
to pry, I waited for him to initiate the conversation. The silence quickly
became uncomfortable.
“You
really need to pick better friends,” I advised.
“What?”
He picked his head up, and even though he didn’t look at me directly, I could
tell that he had been crying. The dried blood on his face had a new sheen from
his tears.
“Your
friend, the one who pushed you, he doesn’t seem to be a very admirable guy.”
“No shit!
How’s that work for you, huh? No, fucking shit.” I remained silent.
“And
he’s not my friend,” he scoffed,
before quietly adding, “Not anymore.”
“I
wouldn’t be so sure about that. He did seem awfully upset at the thug who
tossed you into street, which indicates to me that he still at least somewhat
cares for you. Although, his coming to your defense was both a bit late and a
whole lot… well, cowardly.”
“Man, my
head hurts, my body hurts, will you just talk so I know what the hell it is you’re
saying? Jesus.”
In
deference to his injuries, I accommodated his exasperation.
“He
punched the guy in the back of the head, then ran off.”
“Huh,”
he laughed quietly. “Figures. Sean’s real big on taking cheap shots.”
There
wasn’t a whole lot left to say at that point, not without getting into more
personal matters at least, and yet I stayed. I may have acted differently had I
not been under the influence, so to speak, but it didn’t really matter all that
much. I had nowhere to be, and the kid didn’t seem to mind the company. So we
sat, myself captivated by the moths that danced and flitted around the sodium
arc-lamp that hung above us, him staring at the ground. It was nice.
I woke
up alone. Next to me, the curb was stained with dried blood and a few streaks
of neon green where he had wiped his hands. I didn’t hold it against him that
he had left without saying thank you or even so much as a goodbye. Again, it
was understandable, and I probably would have done the same.